Rip Van Winkle Better Keep Sleeping
Rip Van Winkle is the story of a man that slept through the American Revolutionary War. When he awoke, he was old + gray, his wife + friends had passed away + he had been asleep during the entire war. Read more
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Dec 18
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Time to Rewind
Huzzah!!!!! This is a week to truly celebrate!!!! In a mellow, non-party like + zen manner!!! Tuesday, my renters moved into my condo + Wednesday was the last day of shooting!!! It is time for me to straight up chillax like a pampered house cat!!!! Read more
Strength + Vigor!!!!
Done! Finito! Fin! Owari! That’s it!!! Today was the grand finale!!!! Pretty much everything is out of my condo after today’s big haul. Next weekend…cleaning! I can’t wait for this all to eeeeeeend!!!!!! Read more
Seratonin Deficient
I’M SO SICK OF MOVING!!!! This weekend is the last push. After tomorrow, my goal is to clear everything out of my condo so that next weekend can be reserved for cleaning. Moving sucks!!! Read more
My So-Called Occupy LA
When Jeff was visiting, we were taking a walk to the MOCA museum + decided to give the 99%ers a visit at City Hall. It’s only a few blocks from my house + we thought we’d go see how the movement was chugging along. All I can say is: ew. Read more
Pardon Me?
Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve posted. Working night shoots for the past couple weeks has been interesting. You would think that if you were acclimatized to working nights week after week, it would be okay, but you still feel crazy. It’s not natural for human beings to stay up all night + sleep during the day. I’m not a bat for god’s sake! I need vitamin D!!!! The good thing is, everyone at work feels crazy, so you’re all in the same boat. Wait, I don’t know if 200 + people feeling crazy is a good thing… Read more
Working on a Night Train
Being freelance, the hours I work are always unpredictable. This week, I’m working all nights + it’s surprisingly easy to acclimatize to an all-night schedule. What you have to do is: take a nap for a couple hours in the evening, set an alarm to wake up around 1-2am, force yourself to stay up till about 8am, go back to sleep till your alarm is blaring at about 2:30pm. Easy breezy!!! The good thing is, everyone at work is just as loopy as you are, so everyone is boarding the same crazy train together. Read more
American Indian Arts Marketplace at the Autry
Saturday was the much anticipated American Indian Arts Marketplace at the Gene Autry museum. It is one of my favorite events of the year + usually happens in the fall. Debbie + her mom Naomi were my dates! Naomi is visiting Debbie from New York, + before the Marketplace, I went to Debbie’s house for lunch. I love when Naomi visits because she always makes yummy, healthy + fresh Korean food!!!! 
For all of you that think Korean food is all bulgogi + meat – you’re wrong!!!!! Naomi uses lots of greens + everything tastes so light!!!! Lunch was buckwheat noodles on a bed of spring greens, cucumber kimchi, daikon leaf kimchi + spicy rice cake. YUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!! Thanks Naomi! My compliments to the chef!!!!
I was so excited when we arrived at the Gene Autry that I started hyper ventilating! I’ve been waiting a whole year for this!!!! I put on so much turquoise, y’all!!! 
Inside the tent there are vendors selling everything from turquoise, art, photography, clothing, etc. Here’s Debbie in front of a beautiful beaded pow wow costume.
Even though we had a big lunch, guess who was hungry again?! I had to get some frybread while I was at the Marketplace! It’s a sin to leave the Marketplace without having frybread! There were three food trucks outside, because food trucks are really trendy right now. I remember when they served the frybread from under a cramped pop-up tent.
When I was placing my order + gave the girl my name, this guy behind me said, “Shelli? Shelli Morningsun?”. I was like, “Excuse me?”. He replied, “Is your name Shelli Morningsun?”. I was like, “No.”. He apologized + said, “Oh, I thought you were Shelli Morningsun. She’s a really amazing vocalist + she’s performing on stage later today.”. That was pretty funny. 
Somebody at work the other day asked if I was American Indian. I think all the turquoise plays mind games on people.
Check out this frybread!!! Frybread is like a Native American taco. Fried, doughy goodness with chili ground beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato!!! And since I was with a couple of Koreans, we doused it with so much Tapatio hot sauce, it was a fiery mess!!!! More salsa! Oh, I will be sad in Canada without salsa on every table….
This was my favorite thing at the pow wow! These were raised beadwork souvenirs from Niagara Falls made during the Victorian era by women of the Tuscarora Nation. The guy was really excited when I told him Jeff’s aunt lives in Niagara-on-the-Lake.
Isn’t it gorgeous + amazing!? I really want one. The technique is called a “hump stitch” or “rope stitch”. This creates the three dimensional shapes by sewing beads in raised arches or by sewing beads over beads. Drool.
This gal was making these ridiculously awesome dolls + was in the process of beading moccasins + a vest for the male doll. Me want these too!!!!!!!! 
Debbie + I were obsessed with these scarves that you’ll see us wearing at the end of the post. We were making such a big deal about them that the lady in the red + black jacket next to Debbie’s mom had to get in on the action. They’re so cozy – we love them!!!
We ended our day by watching the dancers perform. Look at their beautiful costumes, beads + turquoise!!! Double drool!!!! 
There’s the statue of good ol’ Gene Autry in the background. The Autry is one of my favorite museums in Los Angeles. They have a great permanent exhibit about the development + expansion of the west, stories about gunslingers, the ethnic groups that immigrated to the United States, you name it! Their non-permanent exhibits are always really well curated too. Go visit!!! http://theautry.org/
What a fun day! I did not purchase any turquoise! My restraint was world class!!! Here’s Debbie + I in our beloved scarves. They are warm as heck.
Technology Saves Relationships
People ask me often how Jeff + I keep in touch, considering our entire relationship has been long distance + still is. It sucks. But we’ve never experienced anything else, so to us it’s sort of normal. I miss him all the live long day, but I pretend that he’s “on location” + psych myself out that way.
In the beginning, when we first started dating, we would just text + email. Then, we graduated to buying phone cards + skyping. It all sounds so archaic now! Here’s pictures we texted to each other during our respective holidays 2009. 
Can you see I’m trying to convey a sense of, “Hey, don’t I look fun?”. I look a little uncomfortable doing it. My friends had to force me to take this picture + send it to Jeff. We had met at the end of November, so at this time I was still trying to woooooo him with my charms.
Jeff’s 2009 holiday photo to me with Matt + Tobin. Don’t they look so little?! Isn’t it crazy how fast kids grow up?! What do you guys think? Jeff better with or without a moustache??? With, of course!!!! That’s the answer!!! Mother Jean would definitely NOT agree!!!! My mom LOVES his moustache because she thinks it’s macho. 
Mas Macho!!!! Does anyone remember an ad campaign from Camel cigarettes in the 70s about “The Turk”? I totally don’t. But it’s amazing!!! Jeff + I saw an art installation with The Turk in it at the MOCA “Under the Big Black Sun: California Art: 1974-1981” exhibit. Hot!!!! What’s not hot about panning for gold?! http://www.moca.org/black_sun/
Sorry, I always get distracted on the subject of men with moustaches. Ok, carrying on. Jeff + I would also email photos of what we had been up to in our separate lives.
Here’s Jeff bowling. This was when his facial hair evolved into this weird Wolverine style. I was like, “What the heck is going on with that hair on his face?”. But it was too new in the relationship for me to say that. Now, I’d be like, “Yo, do something about that. It’s weird!”
So weird. I don’t even know what inspired him shave like that. I should maybe ask him. 
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. So hot. I love me some Hugh Jackman. Distracted again. Sorry. 
Here was me at the San Juan Capistrano mission. In the picture I was probably trying to convey, “Hey, I enjoy California history. And aviator sunglasses”.
Once Jeff got an IPhone that revolutionized our long distance relationship. We basically FaceTime almost every day, if our work schedules allow it. Seeing your significant other’s face while talking is very important in my book. I’m no couples therapist, but in my opinion it is a huge deal. Some other vital tools for being in two different countries is to get the Whatsapp + Viber apps. My techy savvy friend Kim has a boyfriend who travels out of the country often for work + she was aghast that I didn’t have them. They use up data on your phone, not minutes. So you can basically text, send pictures + talk for free if you have a wirelss connection or 3G connection. My sucky AT+T plan only lets me send 100 texts to Canada a month. Lame-o!!!! These two apps are a must for long distance relationships!!!! If you + your guy/gal have smart phones, get these apps stat!!!! http://www.whatsapp.com/ http://www.viber.com/
We also send a picture of ourselves every day to each other.
I can’t WAIT to live in the same country + under the same roof with Jeff!!!!! It’s getting really old, y’all. I really hope our immigration paperwork gets processed without any delays or complications. And no, we haven’t turned it in yet. 😦 Jeff is coming to visit for Remembrance Day ( a memorial day observed in Commonwealth countries to remember the members of their armed forces who have died in the line of duty since World War I) + we’re going to put our heads together + work on it because I think I have all the documents I need now. Come to think of it, I flew to Calgary on Remembrance Day in 2009 for work + that’s when I met Jeff!!!!!!!!! Wow, I just realized that because when we landed all the Canadians were wearing red poppies + I thought, “Oh how nice the Canadians are with their red flower pins.”. I had no idea what they were for, I just thought they were cute. The red remembrance poppy is a symbol of Remembrance Day, due to the poem in “Flanders Fields”. These poppies bloomed across some of the worst battlefields of Flanders in World War I, + red color represents the blood spilled in the war. This is probably going to be on my citizenship test!!! One question, down! 
Friends Forever!!!
First things first, I wanted to explain that I am not moving to Canada anytime soon! Friends have been asking me lately, “When are you moving out of Los Angeles?”. Well, my dearest friends, not until my immigration paperwork gets processed! Jeff + I haven’t even turned it in yet, as it 
is not complete. Once it is turned in, it could still take 6-7 months to process. Booo!!! Legally, I could live in Canada right now. But since I can’t legally work there, I need to stay in Los Angeles + Jeff needs to work in Canada. This little lady is not playing the housewife eating bon bons + watching daytime soaps (even though I secretly wish I could)!!! Jeff says I gotta work till I pop one out!
I’ve meant to write up this post for a long time. A couple of weeks ago, my mom’s best friends from high school, Ayako-san, Taeko-san, Tomiko-san + their respective husbands came to Los Angeles for a visit. We had an “American” dinner (i.e. lots of beef + large portions) at my parents house + lots of beeru (beer)!!! My mother + her friends sang their alma mater for after dinner entertainment. It is tradition to sing this when they get together, as Tomiko-san is a music teacher. Hang on + keep watching! Towards the end of the video, the husbands feel a sense of exuberance + everyone starts clapping + joining in!
I’m so lucky to have had the chance to see my mother with her childhood friends, singing + telling stories! They all attended the Saitama Kenritsu Kawagoe Joshi Koto Gakko. What? You don’t know what that means? I’ll tell you. It means: Saitama State, Kawagoe Womens’ High School. 
It is a pretty well respected womens’ high school. Getting into a good high school is VERY important in Japan. It’s our equivalent of getting into a good university. In Japan, the emphasis + importance is placed on what high school you went to. By the time they get to university, they’re studied out.
My mother grew up in Saitma, where my family in Japan still live. I can’t wait to see them again + introduce them to Jeff. They will really think he is a white giant!!!
How amazingly special is this picture!!!??? From the left: Ayako-san, Taeko-san, Tomiko-san + my mum. It’s so funny because my mom was rather frumpy in her youth + in her adult years she turned into a straight up DIVA. 
Aren’t they sweet in their gym outfits? They told me that my mom was a dynamo at the hurdles. She would run + jump over the hurdles like a gazelle on caffeine. All would watch with jaws dropped at her skillz. This definitely did not get passed down to me. I can barely walk.
Ridiculous. It’s like something from a Life publication.
I can’t stand it. So cute. There’s my mom in back chowing down on ramen like a champion. Taeko-san on the left is a make-up consultant, + you can see it in her effortless style! It was hard finding pictures of all four of them together, because usually one would be taking the picture. But they were always with each other. BFFs!!! 2 Good 2 B 4gotten!!!!!
Ayako-san is a tea ceremony teacher. Here, she is teaching me to whisk the matcha (very finely milled green tea) with a bamboo whisk. She is politely watching my poor wrist action. The goal is to whisk vigorously to create a froth + achieve a, “lake” appearance in your tea cup. It’s harder than you’d think, y’all!!! I was trying to whisk REAL hard without spilling tea everywhere!!!! I think I actually burned a couple calories.
Ayako-san looking in my cup in astonishment. No “lake” after all my vanquished efforts. She is a master! She whisked up a “lake” with zen-like movements of her wrist + nary a twitch from the rest of her body. Like watching a hula dancer who’s hips are shaking, but the upper body remains completely still.
What a fun night! A couple days later, my mom asked me if I wanted a cup of matcha. I said, “Oooh, yes! Let’s!”. Look at what she did! She busted out the hand blender!!!! No bamboo whisk! Oh my Lord!!! She’s been in America too long. Good work, mom. You’ll make your friends really proud. She is unbelievable. My mother never ceases to surprise me.
Okay, I have to say something!! Remember the kokeshi dolls I acquired from yesterday’s post? Remember I said that Megumi was very curious about them in a creepy way?! Well, yesterday, I had them all facing in a nice, obsessive-compulsive straight row. This morning, when I went to admire them, THEY HAVE MOVED. I’m not even kidding you guys + I’m not going crazy!!!! I did NOT touch them, I swear!!!! Neither did Megumi!!! There’s no way she could have jumped up + pushed them around, because they didn’t move in alignment, but it’s like they twisted!!! The middle one is twisting towards the smaller one + the smaller one has slightly twisted also!!!! Satan, get behind me!!! I’m keeping my eyes on these dolls…
Today, my parents came over with my dad’s truck to take a huge load of boxes to their house. 
My parents are freakishly strong + energetic. I’m a very lucky daughter!!! Bye for now!!! Thanks for reading, everyone!!!!
Little Tokyo Love
This video caused me to go temporarily insane.
That video, my friends is one of the many reasons to love life. Oooooh, I want to cuddle that intelligent Beluga!!! If you’ve already seen it before, too bad! I always forward links or videos to friends, thinking I’m really cutting edge, + they’re always like, “Seriously Shelli, I’ve seen that a million times.” or “What, do you live under a rock?”. I’ve been compared to a coma patient that has just woken up. It’s true. I should get out more, but I don’t. And I don’t plan to!
I love living in Little Tokyo! Why would I go anywhere else? Everything I want is within walking distance. Uuuuuugh, I’m going to miss living here. I walked to my optometrist this morning, Dr. Kurata. Do you like my new frames? 
I had a hard time taking a picture with my IPhone. Or maybe I’m trying to emulate a pirate minus the eye patch. My frames are by Ic! Berlin. German, but of course. Remember: Japanese or German products only need apply. http://www.ic-berlin.de/
Everything I need is in Little Tokyo! My hair stylist + friend Kayo cut Jeff’s hair before he left for Canada. 
Kayo is a scientist of hair – a real genius! Most of my friends + family go to see her. She usually cuts + colors at Umberto Salon in Beverly Hills, but works in Little Tokyo 2 days a week because she loves styling hair so much. I’m not going to forward a link, because she’s already so booked by word of mouth, that it’s difficult to get an appointment with her! Recognize!!!
Shin-Sen-Gumi just opened up down the street! I used to drive all the way down to Gardena to eat at the location there. This ramen shop is great because you can choose your toppings, how firm you want you noodles to be cooked, how oily your broth, etc. It’s the ultimate in ramen customization!!!! Plus, they serve Spam!!!!!!!! The protein of Asia. What’s not to love?
The waiters enthusiastically SCREAM in Japanese: “WELCOME!!!”, “2 AT TABLE 5!!!”. “TABLE 3 IS CLEARED!!!”, “THANKYOUVERYMUCH!!!!!!!”. It’s a little jarring + hard to hold a conversation with all the yelling, but at least they’re consistent. I still relish in their militancy very much. It flows through my blood…
Today as I was getting my mail, my condo manager Shin-san motioned me into the common room. He said, “Look at all these things, take whatever you want! If people don’t take these things, I’m just going to throw them in the trash!”. Shin-san is not much of an environmentalist. There were various, not so memorable tchotchkes that were up for grabs. My condo complex houses many elderly Japanese, + lately they have been unfortunately moving to nursing homes or passing away.
But, look at what I found! Beautiful Kokeshi dolls! The one on the left does not appear very old, but the two on the right I have to do more research on. They look old, yo!!!
Look at the intricacy of the painting! One of them has “Hakone Onsen” hand written on the botttom in calligraphy. Onsen is Japanese for “hot springs”. I’ll have to bring these to the “Antiques Roadshow” (aka Jeff’s favorite show), y’all!!!! http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/roadshow/
They’re so simple + beautiful. Aaaaaah, Japanese aesthetic, how I love you so……
For some reason, Megumi was very intrigued by these dolls. Which kind of creeeeeped me out a little….
Yet another reason to miss Little Tokyo. The MOCA Geffen Contemporary is one block west of my condo. I have a membership + can just stroll on down there whenever I want.
Right now they are exhibiting: “Under the Big Black Sun: California Art 1974-1981”. Go see it, because it’s very in depth + really expresses the raw art, photography + music scene that was happening in California during that time period. People were very jaded + angry back then, y’all! http://www.moca.org/black_sun/ Again, this is in collaboration with fabulous Pacific Standard Time . http://www.pacificstandardtime.org/ Check out my past blog, “Eames to the Nth Degree” for more on Pacific Standard Time.
Well, don’t look to this blog if you need tips + advice for moving, because this ain’t it!!! I managed to box up a bunch of stuff. The problem is, I don’t have a tenant yet + I’m not sure of when I’m moving out, so my drive to really get packing is like zero. That’s how I found that Beluga video on youtube. It’s called procrastination, people. This makes it hard for me to know what + how much to box up, because I’m not sure of what I’ll need to keep around to live on without feeling like a complete bachelorette. 
Don’t get impressed, because 3/4 of these boxes are empty!!! Hah!!!
As the night progressed + my IPod played on, I managed to get a good amount of boxes packed up. 
There’s nothing like some Bruce Springsteen, Roxy Music + Selena to push things along.
I did the fishy face because I was tired + at a loss. Plus, I’m not very photogenic. I wish Jeff was here. 😦
Don’t Go On a Juice Fast When Packing
Note to self: don’t go on a juice fast on a major packing day.
My dear friends!!!! My real estate agent showed my very, very clean condo to a young couple yesterday + they are interested in moving in on November 15th!!! Well, hold your horses, y’all – we’re in the process of doing the credit check, so the deal is not done yet. Easy does it.
Now what does that mean??? I’d better start packing, that’s what!!! Today was going to be my big packing bonanza. I already moved a huge load over the weekend, but today was going to be the day!!! So, what did I decide to do? Yes, I am a genius! I decided to do a juice fast on today of all days!!! Reeeeeal smart. Do you want to see what I accomplished at around 2:30? 
One. Measly. Box.
Hey!!! I’m not proud about it!!! In fact, I’m downright ashamed!!!
I juiced four times today with my bomb-ass Braun juicer that I bought for $3 at the Buddhist temple bargain sale across the street from me. It was only used once + clean as a whistle! If I could only buy Japanese + German made appliances + goods for the rest of my life, I’d be happy. 
Juicers take up a lot of fresh veggies. Be prepared, people. Get your chop on the day before. Then you won’t be as apt to abandon the torture.
I feel disoriented, super fatigued, I looked at a picture of Jeff on my screen saver + almost started crying + sometimes I say to myself, “did it just get really cold in here?”. I’m a mess, y’all!!! In my defense, I did some filing + bills. But, I am so out of it, that when I went to mail my bills, I closed the door without keys + locked myself out of the condo. My condo manager, ol’ reliable Shin-san had to let me back in. What a loser. This is how I feel: 
For my last “meal”, I eased myself out of the veggie juicing by indulging in a bowl of instant miso soup. It was the best bowl of miso soup I’ve EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. What savory delight!!!!!!!! I destroyed that bowl!!!! 
That may look like a boring bowl of miso soup, but believe me dear readers when I tell you it was salty heaven!!!! Do not take for granted the humble liquid gold that is miso soup!!! I’m going to try + make this juice fast a once a week routine, but I’ll have to get back to you on that one. I’m not going to lie. It was rough.
Well, on a happy side note, I’ve received our marriage certificate + my FBI report!!! Yaaaaay!!! I’m officially not a criminal!!! A copy of these two documents shall be added to my immigration application! Getting closer!!!!
Oct 22
Senior Citizens Love the Bangles + Chaz Bono
While visiting my parents, as they were both futzing around in the kitchen, my mom bursted out singing, “It’s just another Manic Monday!!!” at the sink. “Where did I hear that? Why am I singing that?” she asked. I’m thinking to myself, “Yeah, why IS she singing that?!”. “Manic Monday” is a hit song from 80’s girl group The Bangles. 
Why the heck would my mom randomly be singing one of their songs?
My dad replied, “Well, remember when they played that song on ‘Dancing with the Stars’!”. “Oh yeah!!!! Right!” mom replied as they BOTH started singing “Manic Monday”. They’re so crazy. I remember getting my Bangles tape in elementary school in my Easter basket. HELLOOOOO!!!! Ladies!!! What about, “Eternal Flame”?! Let us not forget!!!! Middle school anthem!!!!!
Later, they watched “Dancing with the Stars” on DVR, (I guess cuz they got so excited chatting about it). When Chaz Bono came on, my mom screamed, “Shelli!!! Chaz!!!!!”. 
If some of you aren’t aware, Chaz Bono is Cher’s son. Born Chastity Bono, as a female – he has just recently undergone gender reassignment + is now known as Chaz. Look how proud Chaz looks in this picture!!! I love it!!
My parents are so hilarious, this is what I am going to expect on a day to day basis once I move back in, + I will savor every detail!!! I can’t wait!!!!! Get it all in before I relocate to the Great White North!!!
Moving, Brain Fog + Richard Gere
I’m starting to wrap my head around moving out of my condo + getting it ready to rent. My real estate agent has started the process of finding potential renters yesterday. The plan is to start moving everything to my mom + dad’s, keep most things in boxes, so that once that permanent residence card to Canada comes in the mail – I’M OUTTA HERE!!!! I don’t want to have to mess around with moving + finding a renter right before I leave for Vancouver. Yuck. I want to be ready, y’all. Ready.
Plus, I’m trying to wean myself off of coffee, so it’s been slow to say the least. I just do one small cup in the morning + regulate with tea in the afternoon. It makes one feel like they have a styrofoam helmet on their head + took a pill that comes in a container that says, “do not operate with heavy machinery” on it.
But, let’s just say: listening to Dusty Springfield while cleaning + organizing = good. As I was purging the condo, I looked around + became really sad. I love my condo + my neighborhood!!! 
I’m going to miss it so much!
Oh, look at my sweet Megumi taking a snooze!!!! She matches my decor. How appropriate. Heh heh.
Yes. Another picture with Megumi in it. Now don’t say it all at once, I know! I’m lucky I have Jeff or I would be “one of those costumers”. I could be happy with a million animals running all over me + then a neighbor would report me to animal protective services. Yes, thank god for Jeff.
Tonight, I finally watched, “An Officer and a Gentlemen”. I don’t know why it’s been so long because I LOVE movies from the late 70’s/early 80’s (note: only early 80’s!!! No John Hughes or Brat Pack for the love of god!!!)! And I LOVE Debra Winger, even though she can be a little annoying + whiny. Richard Gere is pretty swoon worthy, even though he has teeny eyes + I got really excited watching all the military exercises. I want to go to a boot camp! Louis Gossett Jr. plays the gnarly drill sergeant + I kind of wanted to be like him. Is that weird? 
I must admit, I got all girlie during the love story parts + cheered in the end. 
Oh, earlier in the week I also watched, “Sophie’s Choice”. I guess it was early 80’s film week for me. I’ve seen it before, but I decided to torture myself for a second time. Why???!!!! WHYYYYYY???!!!!!! I can’t even get into “Sophie’s Choice” because it’s too depressing + beautiful + you’ll just have to find out for yourselves. Now I realize why I hadn’t seen it a second time. Sob. 
On a happy note, in the movie Kevin Kline is very handsome + charismatic with a very dashing moustache!!!! Cha cha cha! Oh, Meryl….sigh!!!!
Oct 17
Kimchi + Bratwurst
Hey y’all! One of my fav gal pals Debbie had friends from NY, Sarah + Lisa visiting for the weekend. When Sarah + Lisa are in town, I’m down for a major hang out session! I heart Asian girls from NY!!!! They are a different breed! They talk street + they’re kind of mannish. First stop, Gonjiam in Korea town. 
I love going to Korean restaurants with Debbie because, a)she orders in Korean + b)she always figures out the bill.
Korean uncle mafia.
Look!!! Sooooooo good!!!! Kimchi, savory pancakes, beef soup + rice!!! Very comfort food! Like a spicy hug for your tummy!!!
This was a heaping dish of pig’s feet, radish, cucumber, watercress, etc. I was not a huge fan, because I’m not accustomed to the chewy factor of the pigs ear. But, yo the girls scarfed it down till there was nothing but a few shards of carrot!!!! 
Oh, that’s another thing. Asian girls from NY can EAT!!!!
An offering in the parking lot of incense, watermelon + soju. http://www.yelp.com/biz/gonjiam-los-angeles
Afterwards, we stopped by the Korean market + these bananas were called, “Macho Bananas”. What the heck?! Macho bananas?! Hahahahaaaa!!! Only in Los Angeles. Oh + by the way, if you were wondering, you are correct – they were GIGANTIC.
That night, Debbie, Sarah, Lisa, Cristina + I headed to Alpine Village in Torrance for Oktoberfest. Last year, Debbie, Cristina + I made a pit stop at Alpine Village after the Lobster Festival (I LOVE A GOOD FESTIVAL) during the day + it was a jolly time. Night time was a completely different animal! It was PACKED!!!! Look at the prohibition list!!! You’d think we were going to a Suicidal Tendencies concert! Alpine 
Village is a little low rent + rough arount the edges, for the record. But that’s why we love it. The people watching is sensational!!!!
Success!!! We’re in!!! How cute are my friends, right?! Cristina is our honorary Asian.
The ever long beer lines. Huzzah!!!!!
Bier ist sehr gut, nicht wahr?
The cute The Haderlumpen & Udelhoevner Dorfmusikanten Oom Pah Pah band from Germany!!!
The MC of the band (in the red hat) looks a lot like this other guy I know….
We got our sausages, potatoes + saurkraut + there was absolutely no where to sit + people kept saying they were, “saving the spot”. Crisitna yelled, “You guys! Stop asking tables with girls! You have to find a table full of dudes!!!!” It worked! I used my powers of persuasion + said, “C’mon, look at these girls!” + voila! Dudes are such suckers!!!!!
The crowd at Alpine Village is the best part of it! I would say it is mostly Latino/Chicano. It’s so nice to see that they are so interested in their German heritage + their national drink! Everyone was so happy + having a really good time!! I loved the people that dressed up! 
Oktoberfest is like Halloween, where girls get to have an excuse to dress slutty. I say, more power to you! Why the heck not?!
These peeps were from Eagle Rock + were veteran Oktoberfesters. Yes. She is wearing a beard. I asked her why + it was some over intellectualized statement about sexual confusion or somethinglikethat + she kind of lost me. But, they knew how to have a good time + were good Oktoberfest guides + teachers. 
The guy at the switchboards was not amused.
There was a lot of beer raising + yelling throughout the night. I love screaming in German. Ja!!!!!!!!
At one point, the band took a break + Journey’s, “Don’t Stop Believing” came on + people were freaking out + singing along. This homie was not psyched. Totally straight faced.
After Journey, that’s when this guy Heino showed up + the crowd went temporarily insane!!!! Heino is a famous German pop singer from the 50’s-60’s, as my Oktoberfest guides told me. This guy was so amazing + hilarious!!! Like a straight, mod Karl Lagerfeld!!!!
I want to learn more about Heino!!!!! Obsession commence!!!
More beer raising.
We had such a fun night of yelling + dancing + yelling!!! Considering the rough crowd, everyone was really getting along, but as the night progressed, dudes were having too many “wobbly pops” as Jeff calls them. Crisitna + Lisa noticed things were starting to unravel at peaceful Alpine Village + their party alerts went on. They came back from the bathrooms in a rush saying, “Yo, things are getting bad out there! We saw a couple fights, let’s get out of here!!!”. You would’ve thought that we saw a knife fight, because we boned out of there so fast, we left a trail of dust, like road runner style. 
Good call, ladies. Safety first!!! http://www.alpinevillagecenter.com/
Yesterday, we just hung out at Manhattan + Hermosa Beach + walked around + lounged. We were total zombies, so this is the only picture I took. 
Aaaaaaah. The End.
how's it going, eh? 