Strength + Vigor!!!!
Done! Finito! Fin! Owari! That’s it!!! Today was the grand finale!!!! Pretty much everything is out of my condo after today’s big haul. Next weekend…cleaning! I can’t wait for this all to eeeeeeend!!!!!!
When we moved the Tempurpedic mattress, (FYI Tempurpedic mattresses are crazy heavy, but the good thing is they are smushy + have a little give) my mom was like, “Why are y0u making a ‘heh heh heh’ noise?”. The heh heh heh noise was me laughing the entire time we were wrestling with the mattress because I still cannot believe how freakishly strong my good ol’ parents are!!!! They constantly amaze me!!! They are BUFF!!!!! Their strength knows no boundaries!!!! It was cracking me up!
My mom kept wiping her dirty gloves on her face, + all day she was working with a smear of dirt over her upper lip. She looked so hilarious + insane like Charlie Chaplin!!! I wanted to take a picture, but alas she wouldn’t let me, so you’ll just have to imagine how amazing it was.
I previously considered myself relatively minimalist, but now I’m thinking I might have a bit of a hoarding problem too. My dad was like, “Man! You + Jeff combined are going to be a serious problem!”. Yes. It’s true. I don’t know how we are going to fit all of our belongings into one apartment. Whenever that happens. At this point I want to throw everything into a ditch. I’m sick of “stuff”.
Now I know where I get it from!!! Like father, like daughter!!!! Shaka!!!!