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Dinosaurs in Drumheller

When I was 3 or 4 years old my mom asked me what I wanted to be.  I replied, “A Paleontologist.”.  English being her second language she asked, “A wha???”.  And thus, I became a costumer.  Don’t ask.  That’s a subject for another blog.

I’ve always been obsessed with dinosaurs.  Ever since I’ve known Jeff he’s told me to go to Drumheller – the dinosaur capital of North America.  It’s a 2 1/2 – 3 hour drive from Canmore.  My rental car has Sirius XM radio, so that made it fun.  I was peeling down the highway, windows down, blasting music!!!  It was like Thelma + Louise….without Louise???  It’s mostly farmland on the way, so I stopped to say hello to these fellows: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I took this crazy route to avoid going through downtown Calgary.  Thank god I picked up a driving map from the tourism center in Canmore, otherwise I would have been royally screeeeeewed.  There’s weird turnoffs, + “secondary” highways that aren’t that clearly marked on the map.  I kept thinking to myself, “I hope i’m supposed to make a left at this junction.”.  Because I would end up at 4 way junctions that looked like this:

that’s my little rental vehicle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My point is, it all looks the same in each direction, right???  And what the heck is with this sign?  It means nothing to me!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But, ah yes!!!  This means something to me!!!  Dinosaurs, ho!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now I was really entering the Canadian Badlands.  I stopped at Horse Thief Canyon for lunch.  I went down into the canyons a little bit, but not too far down because I started to think about 127 hours + I got nervous thinking about breaking both of my femurs + not being able to crawl out of the canyon + no one knowing I was there.  Then I thought I was like Sissy Spacek in the Terence Malick movie, “Badlands” but just hopefully more smart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s proof that I’m actually in Canada:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was definitely not going to be me.

 

 

 

 

FINALLY I made it to the Royal Tyrrell Museum of Palaeontology.  It’s a leading center of paleaontological research noted for its collection of more than 130,000 fossils.  It was extremely impressive + their displays were really well done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one’s called “The Black Beauty” due to the color of it’s bones which occurred during fossilisation by the presence of minerals in the surrounding rock.  She’s gorgeous, ain’t she?

 

 

 

 

Here’s some more Alberta fashion for you:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The actual town of Drumheller was a little bit depressing + ghost town like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I HAD to take a picture of this because apparently it’s “the biggest dinosaur in the world”.  IN THE WORLD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This sign cracked me up from the Badlands Barber Shop.  Isn’t that guy from Gossip Girl or something???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, I discovered the local Salvation Army.  Don’t  worry family + friends, my hoarding tendencies are under control!!!  I found these awesome mugs from the early 80’s for Jeff + I.  Aren’t they just too cute!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND they’re made in JAPAN!!!!!  BOOYAH!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, the drive home was a little rough.  Thank god for Sirius XM.  Blondie came on + I got a second wind + was rapping, “She eats Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercuries + Subarus!!!!!!!!”.  Things were good for a while.  Then Steely Dan came on + it was straight up zone out time.  Mood busted.  The green of the endless miles of prairie were bleaching out my brain.

Oh, Banff

This morning I woke with a crazy sore throat + general feeling of malaise.  I had a feeling it was creeping up on me.  Canada is very warm, cold, warm, cold.  And it probably didn’t help that yesterday I walked from the cabin to downtown Canmore in the rain.  Thus, I decided to take it easy today + be a tourist in Banff.

Banff is only a 15 min drive from Canmore.  This is not a very exciting photo, but I just wanted to show everyone what it looks like when I step outside the door.

 

 

The little black car in the photo is my rental car.  Cute, non???

 

 

 

 

 

There were ALOT of slowly driving confused tourists in Banff.  So I quickly parked near Bow River + hopped out of my vehicle.  The bridge was built in 1923.  The pictures do not do the color of the river any justice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After eating lunch by the river, my first stop was to the Banff Indian Trading Post, of course.  I shopped there my first time in Banff as a recommendation from my then friend, Jeffrey Fayle.  This is also where he bought my Salish eagle engagement ring.  And it’s also where Jeff used to sell his leather goods when he was White Owl.  It is a very magical place for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Readers, you will be shocked when I tell you that I did not buy anything from the shop.  My restraint was world class.  But, I’ll probably go back!!!!  Then it will be a bead purchasing massacre!!!!

 

After being in the Trading Post for 6 hours I went in to the Buffalo Nations Luxton Museum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It had a great collection of beading + pow wow regalia.  But, there were really low grade, ghetto life size reinterpretations of Native historical + cultural events.  But you all know I actually love that kind of stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is Banff: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There were so many Asian tourists in Banff, I fit right in.  There are so many Japanese tourists that many of the souvenir shops have Japanese written on their signs :  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, sorry for the relatively boring post.  I’ll feel better tomorrow.  Oh, here’s a couple pics from last night.  Karen + Kyle had some friends over + invited me to dinner.  Aren’t they nice???  I wish I took a picture of the spread!  They barbecued chicken, steak, lamb + yummy purple potatoes + roots!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look at that Juna!!!!  Isn’t she a live wire?!  She is a hoot!!!!!

Ta ta everyone, until tomorrow!

Exhaustion, Fear + Canmore

Hi Everyone!!!  Sorry I haven’t posted anything in the past couple of days.  My excuse is no/dodgy internet access.  I’ll just give a quick update of what I’ve been up to.

EXHAUSTION

Saturday Jeff + I were still in Calgary.  We were going to shop for his wedding outfit if you recall.  Jeff was EXHAUSTED!!!!!!!  Working 16 + hours a day, commuting an hour to work, + taking care of multiple cast + stunts on a dirty western show is finally taking it’s toll on the poor man.  So when we arrived at the mall, it was like me walking around with a hulking zombie slowly trailing behind me by 2 feet.  After we ate lunch, I came out of the bathroom + found this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sad, right???  We decided to abort the mission.  As we were heading out I stopped by Starbucks to get a coffee + as I got closer to the exit I found this:

 

 

So sad, so alone, so forlorn.

A broken man, y’all.

 

 

 

 

 

I did the drive from Calgary + Canmore – the vistas were gorgeous + green, dotted with barns.  I tried to get Jeff to take some pictures for me since I was driving, but they were horrible because it was like driving with a sack of flour lying next to me in the passenger seat.  Poor Jeff.

That night we had dinner with Tom, Deb + Jeff’s friends Karen + Kyle, their spunky 3 year old Juna + their cutie pie Rottweiler/Akita/German Shepard, Rudy.  At that point we were both so exhausted that at the end of the evening Jeff + I were both falling asleep on the couch.  What a couple of losers!  Lightweights I tell you!!!  Poor Karen + Kyle.

FEAR

Oh here’s the cabin that Jeff has been staying in. 

Here’s the view from the back deck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s Jeff posing on the back deck:

So, we ran some errands + had a nice lunch in downtown Canmore.  BUT THEN JEFF TOOK ME TO HIS MAIN (I.E. THERE’S OTHERS) STORAGE SPACE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m calling TLC, y’all!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look at Jeff, so enamored with his things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lambchop is not amused.  She became my alter ego whilst I was inside the storage unit.  I expressed all my anger + frustration to Jeff through her because I was going insane.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But then we found this picture + then everything was all right with me again.

Calgary – it’s slightly unimpressive

Hello all!!!!  I am officially in Canada.  During the flight I watched LA Ink the entire time + was pretty fascinated/disgusted considering I don’t watch TV + had never seen it before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jeff got production to help us out with a hotel room in Calgary since I arrived so late at night, he was working + a shuttle to Canmore (where he is staying during shooting) would be expensive + about an hour drive.  When I got to the room there were chocolate dipped strawberries waiting for me + a congratulations note on our engagement!  Oh la la!!!  Classy!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When Jeff walked through the door I screamed like he was one of the Beatles.  We haven’t seen each other in over 2 months.  That is longest we’ve been apart.  It is so great being back together, y’all!!!!  Look at his outfit:

 

 

 

 

Can you say, amazing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today, I walked around downtown Calgary doing research for Jeff’s linen suit that he wants to get for the wedding.  Don’t worry everyone, he’s only going to wear the pants because it’ll be too hot, but he said every man needs a nice linen suit.  I saw this statue + became confused because I didn’t know Jeff played hockey + was made of wood: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I ambled along Stephen’s Avenue Walk which is an outdoor pedestrian mall which contains a high concentration of registered historic buildings in the city. Most of these building are sandstone; a result of the construction of fire resistant buildings that followed a fire in 1886 that damaged much of the city.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The building themselves were beautiful + the atmosphere was a little bit like 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica with the shops, kiosks + unsavory characters hanging out on benches all the live long day – but just not as good.  I was going to delete this horrible boring picture of Stephens Avenue:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But then I took a closer look + went, “whoah”. 

That dude is not messing around.

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s another fine gentleman who I believe is dipping into his bag of chew.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LILASH UPDATE:

I almost forgot.  Lilash has been making my eyelids slightly sensitive.  I’m not gonna lie, y’all.  It gives my eyelids a slightly pinkish tint.  But, it’s so faint that it could possibly pass for pink fashion eyeshadow :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or a geisha:

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t worry I’m exaggerating a little bit.  Today feels better.  But I just wanted to warn everyone of the slight side effect.  It’s a once a day application for two weeks.  After that it’s a twice a week kind of deal.  Beauty = Pain.

Ok!  Goodnight everyone!!!  Love + miss everybody!!!

Packing, Comfort Zones + Long Lashes

I FLY OUT TO CALGARY TODAY!!!!!  For those of you who are Canada inept, Calgary is in Alberta.  Canadian cowboy country.  The Canadian Rockies.  Ring a bell?  Probably not.  Jeff is working on an AMC western episodic called “Hell on Wheels” about the building of the railroads.  The Rockies is where we filmed Inception + Jeff, Tom (brother-in-law) + Deb (best sister-in-law ever) had previously lived there for 20 years, so I’m joining him there + going through all the MANY storage spaces he still has out there. Plus, while we were filming there it was the dead of winter + I didn’t really get to enjoy the mountains.  Excited.

Check out “Hell on Wheels”:  http://www.amctv.com/amc-news/videos/amcs-first-look-at-hell-on-wheels

Common the rapper is in the show + Jeff likes to hang out backstage with him at rap concerts.  Jeff’s so street!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s a map of where I’ll be for those of you who are still confused about Alberta:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here it is in relation to Vancouver:

 

 

 

 

 

Take notes.  There will be a test.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Strangely enough, one thing that has calmed my anxiety the past couple days has been watching pieces of Jane Campion’s “The Piano”.  I take little breaks from circling around my 568 sq ft apartment in overwhelming packing confusion.  Not only is it one of my favorite movies, but maybe it’s the haunting soundtrack, gloomy beauty, + unbelievable New Zealand setting that soothe me.

 

And who can resist this mug?  I mean, c’mon?!  If that doesn’t say soothing, I don’t know what does??!!  “That’s totally weird, I don’t get it.” you’re thinking.  I completely agree.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, by the way, I saw my friend Kaori the other weekend + her eyelashes looked INSANE LONG.  She told me about a product called Lilash.  You can buy it on amazon.  It’s kind of expensive, but I thought it’d be nice to have purty eyelashes for the wedding.  It’s applied like liquid eyeliner.

http://www.amazon.com/LiLash-Purified-Eyelash-Stimulator-0-20-Fluid/dp/B0039YQ7WY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313079589&sr=8-1  

This is my second day using it, so if my upper eyelids start swelling up like the Elephant Man, I’ll be sure to let everyone know!    Well, I’m off to do more errands + keep packing until my flight!!!  I’ll post tomorrow in Canada!!!  Still hasn’t hit me yet!!!!  EEEEEK!!!!!  Goodbye stars + stripes!!!!

An introduction is in order!!!

How completely rude of me!!!  It came to my attention that some of you guys live in other states and/or don’t know Jeff as well as some of you other gals do.  Here’s a simplified rundown.  Here we go.

1) Jeff is a costumer like me + we met as friends + comrades while filming Inception on top of a mountain that no one should ever have filmed on because I thought we were all going to die every single day in a blizzard of icy hell.

 

2)  Yes, yes.  He does say things like, “aboot” (about), “aroond” (around), + he does say “eh” alot.  Thus the title of the blog.

3) He is a little bit like a happy, sweet, floppy, human Muppet

 

3)  People have actually asked me what Canadians eat.  I tell them he only eats elk, moose + venison.

4)  He loves wearing hats

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5)  I mean REALLY loves wearing hats

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6)  Loves his gadgets a little too much.  If you spend enough time with us, at one point I’m sure you’ll catch me saying, “Ifyoudon’tputthatiphonedowni’mgoingtothrowitoutthewindow”.  Guaranteed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7)  He is the sweetest, most patient giant with the biggest heart, + I can’t wait for us to get married!!!

Rings + Korean Spas – as girlie as I get

RINGS

Today my awesome, most fabulous jewelry friend, Alex Hopp stopped by Little Tokyo to show me the final samples of our rings!!!  Perfection!  It’s been a really special experience having Alex be the one making our custom rings.  She’s smart, funny as hell + is like a living cartoon character with insane, gorgeous beaming red hair.  Oh, + she loves thrift store shopping.  Jeff + I have been to her studio in San Diego + watched her cut, solder + brush.  AND she showed us a whole cabinet full of hammers.  How cool is that?!  But no, she’s not related to Thor, if you were wondering.

 

 

 

 

 

The rings are the ridgeline of Fortress Mountain – the mountains in the Canadian Rockies where Jeff + I  met on while we were working on Inception.  Dreamy!!!  Mine is more simple + abstract, while Jeff’s is detailed + realistic to the mountain range.  These are the samples to be cast + dipped!  Hizzah!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

SPA

Later tonight my fabulous Korean gal pal Debbie took me to my first Korean spa experience at Natura Spa. http://natura-spa.com/  Oh, have to give a shout out to my fabulous Chinese gal pal Kim Shek from Brooklyn who recommended Natura to me in the first place.  What up, Kim???!!!  I thought, might as well get my skin rubbed down before I bum people out with my scaly skin in Hawaii.  I was so dry I looked like a Galapagos dragon.  For real.  Check me out before:

 

 

 

 

So, the deal is you go to the front + pay.  They give you a locker key with a number. In the locker is towels + a robe.  Fully undress + enter the bath house.  That’s where you get full on nekkid to the world.  But it’s cool because there’s ladies of all shapes, sizes + colors.  First take a shower (bring your own face soap, lotions + face creams, etc. if you so desire).  Then while you wait for your number (the number of your locker) to be called by the scrubbing ladies you can jump into the jacuzzi, dry sauna + other extremely hot rooms.  When you get scrubbed, you really, really get your money’s worth!!!  These ladies GO TO TOWN!!!!!!  GO TO TOWN!!!  I had so much skin coming off of my body, I could feel it on the bed surrounding me.  It was like as Debbie said, eraser shavings.  And I mean chunks.  Dizgusting, y’all.  There is no nook or cranny or stone unturned on your body.  They really get in there if you know what I mean.  And very thorough because they scrubbed the front twice, the back side twice + both of your sides.  AND WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!!!  Your hair will get shampooed + conditioned, your face lightly massaged + your entire body lightly massaged + lotioned up!!!  All this for $45!!!!  Check me out now: 

Technology is crayzay

Hello Loved Ones!!!  This has been really, and truly a very painful experience for me, as you all know how very much I love technology.  This 87 word post took me about, oh let’s say almost one hour???  It’s the devil.  I decided to do a blog about Canucks, weddings to Canucks in tropical locations, and demystifying the great Canuck.  Oh wait, you’ll see!!!  I wanted to share with you all my pictures + experiences of the next couple months because I’m going to miss you all + wish I could put everyone into my suitcases.  But not in a serial killer kind of way.