It’s Come To This
I miss Jeff a heckuvalot. This long distance thing is getting really old, really fast.
We’re married now for god’s sake! For the love of Pete! For the love of all things sacred!!! If it wasn’t for all those pesky immigration fraud cases in Canada, I could legally live + work there right now! There’s gotta be all those bad apples in the barrel to ruin it for all of the folks who are truly in lurve!!!! Curses!!!!!!
It’s not enough, I tell you!!! I’m ready to start our new lives TOGETHER!!! Together, meaning: in the same country, darn it all!!!! Is it too much for a sister to ask?! Dang blast it!
Look at that sad, sad feline. Jeff + Megumi really bonded on this most recent trip. She’s always emitting a howling, longing, deep meow. She misses her Dad. Cat lovers take notice! Jeff was highly allergic to Megumi, but with an air purifier, regular brushing + Allerpet C , those two are old cronies now! Cuddling, petting + hugging! It is possible! Do not lose heart!!!! Press on, cat lovers!!!
Baby Nanook, y’all. I want to put that thing in my pocket!!! Baby Nanook looks like he’s ready to hunt some caribou + make a sea kayak out of seal skins at the ripe old age of 2 1/2!!!!!
I’ve been so down, at work they dressed me up in some Carhartt coveralls.
Yes, coveralls make me happy. Yes, they’re supremely unflattering! Yes, I look like I’m wearing a mattress underneath! But guess what?! They are utilitarian!!!! I don’t give a rat’s ass!!! I’m comfortable!!! That’s what happens when you become complacent!!!!!!! Jeff, you better turn those immigration papers in fast!!! Watch out, or pretty soon I’ll be wearing pajamas to work!!!