Goodbye Dear Antelope Valley
Lancaster. What a surprisingly fun time I had living there for 2 weeks.
My buddy Cacey workin’ it in a 5 ton truck. As you can see by her facial expression, she is very sad, y’all. The desert is my home. It makes me feel aliiiiive!!! It is not Cacey’s. She needs glamour + beauty. All I need is some dirt + rocks.
Jack of all trades my Jeff is. I shall call him Jack from now on.
At night we entertained ourselves by checking out the freak show at the 24hr Walmart. When I saw this t-shirt I flipped my lid!!!! It was as if whoever created it said to themselves, “Hmmmm, how would Shelli like to live her life everyday???? Yes, I know! Surrounded by snuggling fluffy wolves + baby wolf pups in a beautiful forest, while holding a dream catcher!”. Genius. I would like to personally thank this t-shirt designer.
We had to skidaddle out of Walmart real quick-like because it was becoming the witching hour or somethinglikethat. The people in the store became freakier + freakier. We were afraid someone was going to try + sell us crystal meth or shank us with a shiv.
It’s kind of funny, because I had been staring at these flight suits all day at work. We were near the airforce base, after all! Well, I had a grand old time in Lancaster! Can’t speak for everyone else on our crew, because I may have been the only one that loved Lancaster so much! Stay tuned for more adventures, as we all made our way to yet further regions!!!!!