Nobody Feels Cute at 41 Weeks
At 41 weeks I am a big, hot mess!!! Here’s some photos taken where I look shockingly horrible in a hilarious way!
No baby yet! I am officially 41 weeks pregnant today! I’m not worried yet. I was told that the average delivery for a Caucasian woman is 40 weeks + 8 days. I am not of the Caucasian persuasion, but that information put me at ease.
Also, did you know that estimating a due date was created by Franz Karl Naegele (1778-1851) a German obstetrician who initially came up with the rule to determine a woman’s due date based on her last menstrual period. The 1800’s, y’all!!! Plus, not every woman has a 28 day cycle! Whatever Naegele, stop trying to freak everyone out about being overdue. Of course there are many serious risks I am fully aware of. All joking aside, we are watching + monitoring baby carefully + taking all proper precautions!!!
Jeff + my mom took me on a walk yesterday along the river by our house to get the baby in the right position + to urge it along! We took a series of pictures + the results are amazingly heinous!
Oh lord! No Neck Joe! Swollen legs as thick as tree trunks! Those sneakers!!! That super attractive maternity jacket! I look like a padded up football player! There’s all kinds of bad happening in this photo!
BBWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! What the heck is going on with my face?! Probably THE MOST unattractive photo I’ve ever taken by far!!! I look like Sloth from the Goonies – when he’s not yelling about Baby Ruths.
WHOA NELLY!!!! I look like I’m dwarfing Jeff in this next picture!!! My belly has expanded to maximum capacity, so that I can barely zip up my once oversized maternity jacket! And I cannot sit like a normal person. Always sumo wrestler style. I physically can’t sit like a lady. No way.
Well, that’s it folks! 40 weeks has come + gone! Soon….