Calling All Art Critics

A post of randomness.  Random posts.  That’s what happens when Jeff is in Canada + I’m in the United States.

Like a bagel without cream cheese.  Like a prom without a disco ball.  Like an old folks home without the canned peaches + jello. 

Anyways, this post is to hear what you guys have to say.  I found this poster at a thrift store in Calgary.  I found it extremely delightful.

All graphic design geeks, come forth!!!  Stand behind me!  How great is that font?!  How tongue in cheek!  Classics, fine print?!  Bwa ha ha ha ha haaa!!!  Oh, 11th-grade-early-1970’s-English-literature-classroom-poster, how witty thou art!!!!!!  I do declare!!!  Jeff was like, “Bleh.”.  He did not get the irony OR appreciate the vintage font!  I was like, “You just don’t get it.”.  And then I put on this smug face:

I mean, how great would this poster look in a house with white walls, simple, clean, modern furniture + eclectic tchotchkes?

Yes, Yes!!!!

INSTEAD, Jeff has been hanging on to this visual monstrosity:

AAAAAAH!!!!!  Nantucket Hell!!!!  My eyes!!!  They burn!!!  Someone take it away, quickly!!!  Away, you offensive demon!!!!  Sorry for the bad picture quality, but it doesn’t matter because nothing could make this print more appealing.  Why have you been spending money on storing this ugly print that I hate with a fiery passion, Jeff???  “To sell”, was his response.  To who???   Who on God’s green earth is going to buy this stupid lobster scene???  Only some old dude from the east coast who is probably really cheap + probably wouldn’t spend more than $15 dollars for it at a garage sale, that’s who!  Might as well give it to the thrift store cuz it’s wasting space!  Sell it to this guy!

What say you folks???  Graphic poster or lobster boats???