Why is it So Cold in Canada????
OMG, Canada. Why are you so darn cold???
Yes, yes, yes. I know it’s because of it’s northern latitude. But seriously, WHY IS IT SO COLD!!!????
A little nerdy Game of Thrones reference for y’all. But NAY!!!! Winter is yet far off!!!!
“You must be American.”, is what all of you Canucks are wondering. Why actually, yessir you are correct! It’s going to be a toasty 85 degrees in Southern California tomorrow! Well, folks it’ll be 62 degrees in Vancouver tomorrow. That’s cold to people from Los Angeles. Don’t laugh!!!
My husband sympathetically said to me, “It’s not cold yet. Wait until it starts raining non stop for months.”. Awesome. Thanks for the soothing words. Like chamomile tea, those words. NOT!!! More like a cold, wet blanket of words!!!!
I’ve never experienced an entire winter in Canada. And apparently this has been one of the mildest Septembers/Octobers on record in Vancouver! I’m skerred, y’all.
I walk around the house in my lambswool booties that I got in New Zealand + my Lululemon Scuba Hoodie that I found at the outlet in April. And yes, if you didn’t already know, Lululemon is a Canadian company – take that!!
NOW I get it. Cuz Canada be freezing, yo!!! Scuba hoodies are magically thick + seriously warm!
“Why don’t you just turn on the heater?” you wonder. “Cuz I’m cheap”, is my answer. So there.
All I want to do is wear comfortable, soft clothing, eat + drink hot foods + hibernate under the down comforter to get warm!
But I shall not be defeated! I shall embrace the seasons! I’m gonna get all up in the cold weather things that people that live in cold weather do!
This cat is obviously smarter than I am.
It’s like wearing a snuggly blanket on the upper half of your body.
Okay, that’s my starter list on how to stay cozy in Canada. I’m new at learning methods for this baffling, “keep warm” concept. So, if anyone has more tips for me – keep ‘em coming!!!!